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Madame's Place Season 1

September. 20,1982

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Madame's Place is an American sitcom that featured the misadventures of Madame, a puppet in the form of a bawdy old movie star with a naughty sense of humor.

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Madame's Place

1982

Madame's Place is an American sitcom that featured the misadventures of Madame, a puppet in the form of a bawdy old movie star with a naughty sense of humor.

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Madame's Place Season 1 Full Episode Guide

Episode 75 - #075

First Aired: February. 25,1983

Episode 74 - #074

First Aired: February. 24,1983

Episode 73 - #073

First Aired: February. 23,1983

Episode 72 - #072

First Aired: February. 22,1983

Episode 71 - #071

First Aired: February. 21,1983

Episode 70 - #70

First Aired: February. 18,1983

Episode 69 - #069

First Aired: February. 17,1983

Episode 68 - #068

First Aired: February. 16,1983

Episode 67 - #067

First Aired: February. 15,1983

Episode 66 - #066

First Aired: February. 14,1983

Episode 65 - #065

First Aired: February. 11,1983

Episode 64 - #064

First Aired: February. 10,1983

Episode 63 - #063

First Aired: February. 09,1983

Episode 62 - #062

First Aired: February. 08,1983

Episode 61 - #061

First Aired: February. 07,1983

Episode 60 - #060

First Aired: February. 04,1983

Episode 59 - #059

First Aired: February. 03,1983

Episode 58 - #058

First Aired: February. 02,1983

Episode 57 - #057

First Aired: February. 01,1983

Episode 56 - #056

First Aired: January. 31,1983

Episode 55 - #055

First Aired: December. 03,1982

Episode 54 - #054

First Aired: December. 02,1982

Feeling his midlife crunch, Pinkerton accepts an offer to train an up-and-coming female prizefighter. Final episode of series.

Episode 53 - #053

First Aired: December. 01,1982

Mr. Honest seeks Madame's help in ferreting out the identity of his secret admirer; comedienne Alice Ghostley visits Madame's show, revealing their long-standing rivalry after decades of competing for the same roles.

Episode 52 - #052

First Aired: November. 30,1982

Madame is audited by the Internal Revenue Service, which becomes sticky when Mr. Honest shows up to throw light on every white lie she tells.

Episode 51 - #051

First Aired: November. 29,1982

While Pinkerton is on vacation, his twin brother, an uncultivated biker named Chopper, drops in to pay his respects. Actor-singer Jerry Reed guest stars.

Episode 50 - #050

First Aired: November. 26,1982

A bumbling inspector takes charge after Madame's iconic, life-size portrait is stolen.

Episode 49 - #049

First Aired: November. 25,1982

An extraterrestrial steals into the mansion with the objective of "melding" with Madame so he can bring comedy back to his planet.

Episode 48 - #048

First Aired: November. 24,1982

The household goes to extremes to raise funds when the media reports that Madame is bankrupt; comedian Scatman Crothers guest stars on Madame's talk show.

Episode 47 - #047

First Aired: November. 23,1982

When a fan letter berates her physical appearance, Madame hires a makeover consultant who prescribes a complete overhaul; comedian Fred Travalena guest stars on Madame's show.

Episode 46 - #046

First Aired: November. 22,1982

Sara Joy is hypnotized into becoming more assertive, which turns into her a completely different person; Arsenio Hall appears on Madame's show.

Episode 45 - #045

First Aired: November. 19,1982

Pinkerton becomes addicted to a television soap opera; comedian Rip Taylor forces Madame to play straight man to him when he appears on her talk show.

Episode 44 - #044

First Aired: November. 18,1982

Defeated and disillusioned by her inability get a role in a major motion picture, Madame decides to retire, throwing her talk show into disarray.

Episode 43 - #043

First Aired: November. 17,1982

Two teenagers from the Brooklyn chapter of Madame's fan club steal their way into the mansion -- and then refuse to leave; comedian Marty Allen appears on Madame's show.

Episode 42 - #042

First Aired: November. 16,1982

An old flame of Pinkerton's returns after 22 years to disclose that they have a son together; comedian Dick Shawn appears as a guest on Madame's show.

Episode 41 - #041

First Aired: November. 15,1982

Madame continues efforts to banish the ghosts of Groucho and Harpo Marx, whose practical jokes from beyond have the household up in arms; heartthrob John Schneider promotes his latest film and record album on Madame's show.

Episode 40 - #040

First Aired: November. 12,1982

Believing the mansion is haunted, the household hires a local ghostbuster; Madame hosts comedian George Gobel on her show, and the two compete to see who has the worse memory.

Episode 39 - #039

First Aired: November. 11,1982

Madame hires a bargain basement interior designer who romances Bernadette to get a commercial deal on Madame's show.

Episode 38 - #038

First Aired: November. 10,1982

Madame invites her second husband and his new fiancée to lunch, then orders William Shatner off the set of her show when the Canadian actor cannot recite the United States national anthem.

Episode 37 - #037

First Aired: November. 09,1982

Madame defies network executives when she hires a handsome but inept new announcer over their more seasoned candidates.

Episode 36 - #036

First Aired: November. 08,1982

Madame's sergeant nephew Lamar is temporarily re-stationed in Los Angeles, where he commandeers the mansion and puts the family through rigorous basic training; Frankie Avalon guest stars on Madame's show, where he shares his secrets for staying youthful.

Episode 35 - #035

First Aired: November. 05,1982

Madame is paid a visit by her black sheep cousin Charley -- a man who transforms into Bette Davis whenever he hears the word 'trash.' When vacationing Pinkerton returns to the mansion, he falls for Charley in drag. Guest star: Charles Pierce

Episode 34 - #034

First Aired: November. 04,1982

When Sara Joy ends her courtship with a love-'em-and-leave-'em nude artist's model, Solaria sets her up with her nephew, Pee Wee Herman.

Episode 33 - #033

First Aired: November. 03,1982

Sara Joy takes the stand on Madame's behalf as the trial draws to a conclusion.

Episode 32 - #032

First Aired: November. 02,1982

Sara Joy promotes the career of a juggling street performer; Madame's trial continues, with the plaintiff threatening blackmail with a videotape from her foray into pornography.

Episode 31 - #031

First Aired: November. 01,1982

Sara Joy hopes to make the Olympics gymnastics team; Madame's former producer sues her for firing him -- serving her subpoena through a dog act on the air -- but her longtime attorney appears to have entered senility.

Episode 30 - #030

First Aired: October. 29,1982

A freak snowstorm brings Hollywood to its knees during sweeps week, forcing Madame to put her staff and family to work on that evening's show.

Episode 29 - #029

First Aired: October. 28,1982

Sara Joy wants Madame to back the production of an esoteric play written by her untalented boyfriend from acting class; glamorous Eva Gabor guest stars on "Madame's Place," resulting in a fashionista duel between the two divas.

Episode 28 - #028

First Aired: October. 27,1982

When Madame is chosen Woman of the Year by the Fine Arts Guild, Bernadette and Pinkerton move into damage control mode, as the Guild reserves the right to withdraw the nomination if the recipient behaves in an undignified manner. Once it commences, the award ceremony devolves into a bona fide roast of Madame.

Episode 27 - But Please, No Jokes

First Aired: October. 26,1982

After spending her life savings to record a single, Sara Joy quits her job to pursue a full-time singing career. When Madame rebukes her rash decision, her discouraged niece packs her bags and heads home to Georgia -- until Bernadette hears the record, which prompts Madame to introduce Sara Joy on her show.

Episode 26 - #026

First Aired: October. 25,1982

Madame hosts a reunion for one of the 'Whoopie Girls' from her speakeasy days, but the down-on-her-luck former vaudevillian likes mansion living so much that she shows no signs of leaving; Madame welcomes fellow southerner Toni Tennille to the show, but all of her questions pertain solely to the Captain.

Episode 25 - #025

First Aired: October. 22,1982

When Barney is fired from "Madame's Place," his replacement is a cutting-edge Canadian producer whose run of controversial, adversarial guests nearly drives Madame off the air.

Episode 24 - #024

First Aired: October. 21,1982

Solaria tries to hypnotize Madame out of a debilitating bout of insomnia, which causes Madame to fall into a post-hypnotic trance while interviewing a prominent women's rights activist.

Episode 23 - #023

First Aired: October. 20,1982

Madame decides the only way to recapture her beauty is to undergo cosmetic surgery. She and Pinkerton then concoct a ruse that will allow her recuperation time without anyone discovering what's she's done. In response, the household leaps to the conclusion that Madame is on her deathbed.

Episode 22 - #022

First Aired: October. 19,1982

A dip in Madame's ratings indicates that she has fallen out of touch with the youth market. Feeling past her prime, Madame goes punk and takes part in a youth protest.

Episode 21 - #021

First Aired: October. 18,1982

Madame's neighbors launch a petition to prevent her from running her show on their street, and Madame finds an unlikely ally in an awkward, introverted inventor.

Episode 20 - #020

First Aired: October. 15,1982

Tab Hunter is interviewed by Madame in her eponymous talk show, and she confuses him with other famous 1950s heartthrob actors and cannot name any of his movies.

Episode 19 - #019

First Aired: October. 14,1982

A famous Italian director asks Madame to appear in his latest film, which leads her to question staying in television; Madame spars with guest star Betty White on her show.

Episode 18 - #018

First Aired: October. 13,1982

Against her better judgment, Madame allows a vitriolic reporter to follow her with a camera for a TV expose that completely misrepresents her; inebriated comic Foster Brooks unexpectedly wanders onto the stage of Madame's show.

Episode 17 - #017

First Aired: October. 12,1982

Dr. Joyce Brothers continues her in-depth analysis of Madame, which reveals a long-standing pattern of choosing the wrong men in her life; Pinkerton comes clean with Madame about his feelings for her, twenty-five years after their breakup.

Episode 16 - #016

First Aired: October. 11,1982

Depressed and behaving erratically in the wake of her ruptured engagement to Dwayne Kellogg, Madame refuses professional help -- until Bernadette engages celebrity psychologist Dr. Joyce Brothers; on her show, Madame introduces comics Fred Willard and Dave Workman.

Episode 15 - #015

First Aired: October. 08,1982

When Madame and con-man Dwayne Kellogg elope to Mexico, Pinkerton, Sara Joy and Bernadette spring into action to stop the wedding before it's too late; the outspoken Mr. Honest fills in for Madame on her show while she's away.

Episode 14 - #014

First Aired: October. 07,1982

Bernadette, Pinkerton and Sara Joy take an instant dislike to Madame's new fiancé, but when Madame remains blind to his mercenary nature, they conspire to reveal his true colors.

Episode 13 - #013

First Aired: October. 06,1982

To boost ratings, Madame sponsors an on-air "Marry Madame" contest to find the man who will become her seventh husband; an extremely talkative Charles Nelson Reilly pays a visit to Madame's show, barely letting her get a word in edgewise.

Episode 12 - #012

First Aired: October. 05,1982

After winning the Irish Sweepstakes, an eccentric, formerly homeless woman named Cora moves in next door to Madame. When the snooty neighbors protest, Madame goes the Pygmalion route to teach Cora how to behave like a lady of means.

Episode 11 - #011

First Aired: October. 04,1982

Concerned over Buzzy's adolescent crush on Sara Joy, Madame intervenes with the boy's self-involved show-biz parents, but her plan backfires when Buzzy runs away; Anthony Newley appears on Madame's show, where the two duet to "The Candy Man."

Episode 10 - #010

First Aired: October. 01,1982

Madame and Bernadette reconcile, and the household returns to order -- until Madame becomes indisposed, at which point a scramble ensues to find a substitute host for that evening's show. With all of Tinseltown RSVP'd to a party hosted by Sammy Davis, Jr., Madame prepares Bernadette to take center stage.

Episode 9 - #009

First Aired: September. 30,1982

As the standoff between Madame and Bernadette rages on, the household falls into disarray; Sara Joy's friend Patty Sue takes ownership of the infant found on Madame's doorstep and heads back to Dawson, Georgia; on her show, Madame spotlights a Japanese comedienne who does uncanny impressions of Leslie Caron, Hermione Gingold, Katharine Hepburn, Sandra Dee and Shirley Temple.

Episode 8 - #008

First Aired: September. 29,1982

Madame and Bernadette have a falling out after Solaria conducts a seance to make contact with Bernadette's deceased husband; Sara Joy reveals that she is not the true mother of the infant found on Madame's doorstep, and that she has been protecting the baby's real mother, a friend of hers from Dawson, Georgia.

Episode 7 - #007

First Aired: September. 28,1982

It's dueling divas when guest star Debbie Reynolds does a life-sized impression of Madame on the show; Sara Joy admits that the baby found on Madame's doorstep is hers, and the need to earn money leads her to accept a role in a pornographic film.

Episode 6 - #006

First Aired: September. 27,1982

No sooner does Solaria, a psychic, predict that Madame is fated to have a baby than a bundle of joy is found on the doorstep of the mansion.

Episode 5 - #005

First Aired: September. 24,1982

A rash of robberies in the neighborhood leads Madame to install a home security system. Unfortunately, as she's testing it out, a metal cage descends upon her from above and locks her in -- fifteen minutes before she's due on stage.

Episode 4 - #004

First Aired: September. 23,1982

Bernadette books a ladies Dixie band on the show without Madame's approval; Buzz and Sara Joy submit Pinkerton's diary for publication, which divulges his long-ago affair with Madame. When the book sells, Pinkerton is torn between the generous cash advance and his loyalty to Madame.

Episode 3 - #003

First Aired: September. 22,1982

A neighborhood boy whom Madame once babysat returns to visit her, but he has grown into a popular television evangelist. He tries to save Madame's soul while she tries to get him back in the bathtub.

Episode 2 - This is Her Past

First Aired: September. 21,1982

Sara Joy begins pounding the pavement in Hollywood; After being sawed in half by the world's most incompetent magician, Madame finds herself the surprise honoree on "This Is Your Life."

Episode 1 - #001

First Aired: September. 20,1982

Madame prepares for the latest taping of her syndicated TV talk show. At the end of this hectic day, Madame's niece Sara Joy arrives from their native Georgia, determined to crack show business and requesting that her aunt put her up until she does.