Two and a Half Men Season 9
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Two and a Half Men
2003 / TV-14A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Two and a Half Men Season 9 Full Episode Guide
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.
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Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.
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Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
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Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
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Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
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Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
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Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
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Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
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Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
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Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
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Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
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Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
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Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
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Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
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Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
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Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
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When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
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Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
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Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
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Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
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Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
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Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
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Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
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Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
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